New York Shock Exchange

Shock Exchange @ Spring Roll 2012

Jonathan R — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 02:52:43 +0000

On May 12th and 13th the New York Shock Exchange All-Stars play at the Spring Roll Invitational in Fort Wayne, IN. On Saturday (5/12), the Shock Exchange takes on Your Mom Men’s Derby (Des Moines, IA) at 8pm. On Sunday (5/13), the Shock Exchange plays against Portland Men’s Roller Derby at 11:30AM and the St. Louis GateKeepers at 5:00PM. This Fort Wayne Derby Girls-hosted invitational features a grand total of 13 Men’s Roller Derby Association teams. Live coverage will be broadcast on Derby News Network.

Hill grad comes with ‘Shock Exchange’ to roller derby doubleheader

admin — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:39:42 +0000

Dow Jones Average Wins Intial 2012 Bout

Jonathan R — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 12:29:11 +0000

On Saturday, April 14th, the Dow Jones Average, New York’s B-Team, rang in victory over the Rollin Regulators (Cecil County, MD) 176-66. The many spectators of the doubleheader bout, hosted by the Pottstown Roller Derby Rockstars (PRDR), also saw the Flogging Mollies defeat Damaged Incorporated.

Dow Jones Average vs. Rollin' Regulators, 4/14/12 (Photo by Randy Litwin).

The Dow Jones Average hit the market at full strength in the very 1st jam. DJA Captain Atticus Flinch banged out a big 25-0 jam over Regulators Captain Abe Froman who was called off for a penalty. That would be far and away the biggest jam of the game. In Jam 2, the Average, extended their lead as jammer Shoots and Splatters made 3 scoring passes for a 14-0. The Regulators, unable to make up that deficit, trailed the rest of the game. The second biggest jam would come 11 jams later as debut DJA skater Buster Cheatin’ broke out of the pack for a 17-4 win. In the second half, the audience erupted for a jam by their hometown hero, Harm’s Way, who picked up lead and 7 points. The steady score building of the DJA gave them a safe win of 176-66 despite having problems containing Regulators jammer Truth Hurtz. He scored the most points for his team (23). Shoots and Splatters scored the most for the Average with 55. MVP honors went to Scooter McGoot (DJA) and Carnage Asada (Rollin Regulators).

Dow Jones Average vs. Rollin' Regulators, 4/14/12 (Photo by Randy Litwin).

Coming up next, on May 12th and 13th the New York Shock Exchange All-Stars wil compete at the Spring Roll Invitational in Fort Wayne, IN.

NYSE vs. Capital District Trauma Authority @ Purchase College

Jonathan R — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:46:58 +0000

The Shock Exchange takes on the Capital District Trauma Authority at a Roller Derby Double Header at Purchase College, State University of New York, on Saturday, Apr 21. Suburbia Roller Derby will be hosting and taking on the Bleeding Heartland Rollergirls. Tickets are available here.

Shoots and Splatters #100 (Red Helmet Cover) skates against the Capital District on 10.8.11 (photo by Luna Obscura)

The Doors open at 5pm and the games being at 6pm. The Shock Exchange won their first game of the season is currently ranked #1 in the Men’s Roller Derby Association (MRDA). Captial District also won its first bout after being accepted into the MRDA earlier this year.

Dow Jones Average Vs. Rollin Regulators 4/14

Jonathan R — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:32:57 +0000

New York Shock Exchange’s Travel B-Team, the Dow Jones Average, plays its second bout ever against the debuting Rollin Regulators (Cecil County, MD) on Saturday, April 14th. The game is part of a doubleheader hosted by the Pottstown Roller Derby Rockstars in Pottstown, PA.

The Dow Jones Average made a succesful debut last October against the Capital District Trauma Authority. A good amount of the skaters from that bout return to the Average and are boosted by new Shockers, Crow Magnum # .357, Willverine #10, Scooter McGoot # VR60, and, playing in his first public bout, Lizard King #22.

Atticus Flinch (Red Helmet with Black Star) jams for the Dow Jones Average in their initial bout on October 8th, 2011 (Photo by Luna Obscura).

The Rollin’ Regulators are a new roller derby team from eastern Maryland. They were founded by Abe Froman #010 of the Harm City Homicide. This will be their first full public bout.

Rollin’ Regulators

010 Abe Froman
1* Sin Diesel
13 Veggie Tales
209 Tucker Punch
00 King
427 Gearhead
2010 Too Tsunami
33 Billy the Butcher
4 Carnage Asada
20 Marty Graw
47 Dan Gelah
011 Slim Pickins
66 Nicky Slixx

Bench
Dixon Cox
Lil’ Morphine Annie

Dow Jones Average
Atticus Flinch # 56
Crow Magnum # .357
The Dalai Bomber # 15th
Jimmy Rage # 1275
Harm’s Way # 8
Sammy Dangerfield # 0
Shoots and Splatters # 100
T-Stop Tornado # 517
Psychobilly # 13
Willverine #10
Scooter McGoot # VR60
Jack Rabid # 88
Lizard King # 22
Maulin Brando # 14

Alternates
Ace of Skates # 2
Buster Cheatin # 77
Starsky # 3

Managers
Jonathan R
Ladies Knight

NYSE All-Stars Win 2012 Season Opener

Jonathan R — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 01:57:15 +0000

On Saturday, March 31st, the NY Shock Exchange All-Stars defeated the Harm City Homicide (Baltimore, MD) 366-86 at a doubleheader bout hosted by Shore Points Roller Derby. The Shore Points Broadwalk Brawlers bested the Jerzey Derby Brigade Coporal Punishers 202-46 first and the men took the track second.

Harm City took an early lead as Carnage Asada took 12 points in a power play over Jonathan R’s 9 in the 1st jam. The Shock Exchange got on top in the second jam with a quick 4-0 by jammer Ladies Knight. Two huge jams later, including a 35-0 (an unofficial MRDA Sanctioned record), the Shockers had a solid lead of 73-16. Harm City’s resilent jammers continued to put up points but not enough to match the NYSE’s compounding lead. Stifling mega defense by Shockers, including Abe Drinkin (+ 234 pts), Maulin Brando (+ 165), and Jefferee (+ 189), characterized a 78-0 run around the end of the 1st half to firmly take control of the game. The final score was 366-86.

Carnage Asada (Blue) jams attempts to get by blocker Maulin Brando (White Shorts) at NYSE vs Harm City on 3.31.12 (Photo by Andreanna Seymore).

MVP honors went to Atticus Flinch (NYSE) and Truth Hurtz (HCH). Jonathan R and Ladies Knight nearly tied for most points scored with 83 and 82 respectively while Carnage Asada scored the most, 38, for Harm City.

Next up the Shock Exchange’s B-team, the Dow Jones Average, takes on the Rollin’ Regulators of Cecil County. The All-Stars, currently ranked #1 in the Men’s Roller Derby Association, return to the track on April 21st to take on the Capital District Trauma Authority at Purchase College, State University of New York. Then on May 12th and 13th they wil compete at the Spring Roll Invitational in Fort Wayne, IN.

NYSE vs. Harm City 3/31/12

Jonathan R — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 09:47:29 +0000

On Saturday, March 31st, the New York Shock Exchange All-Stars open their 2012 Men’s Roller Derby Association season against the Harm City Homicide of Baltimore, MD. The bout will be a doubleheader hosted by Shore Points Roller Derby, whose very own Broadwalk Brawlers are taking on the Jerzey Derby Bridge’s Corporal Punishers. Spontaneous Sports, of Egg Harbor, NJ, is the site of all this amazing roller derby action. Tickets are available here.

Bout Recap: Squares thwart Freakshow 183-126

Jonathan R — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 01:11:00 +0000

With a final score of 183-126, the Union Squares claimed another clean victory over the Coney Island Freakshow to retain the New York Shock Exchange Roller Derby Winner Ball Trophy. The bout started out a close back-and-forth with the Freaks holding a 10 point edge heading into jam #10. A relentless wall of Union Squares, Jefferee, Filthy McNasty, The Dalai Bomber, and Captain Abe Drinkin, dominated jam #10 to give their jammer, Ladies Knight a big 25 points. The Freaks clawed back with Ronnie Mako’s 8-0 in the next jam to make the score 33-40 in favor of the Squares. Two jams later, Squares jammer, Shoots and Splatters, capitalized on a power play for a 19-2 win. Once again, the Freaks chipped away at the lead but another big power play paved the way for Squares jammer Starsky to rack up a 16-0. At the half, it was 93-53 Squares.

Union Squares vs Coney Island Freakshow 2/11/12 (Photo by Chris Bergmann)

The Freakshow mounted its comeback as the second half began. They scraped the Squares lead down to 17 but then the Squares blasted back with a 38-0 run across 3 jams over boxed Freakshow jammers. The final knockout punch was delivered in jam #42 by Squares blockers, Abe Drinkin, Filthy McNasty, Harm’s Way, and Starsky. Ladies Knight sailed through the pack with ease and triumphantly flaunted a “square” hand signal. Jonathan R answered with a 13-3 in the next jam but it was too little too late. The Squares control, and fewer major penalties, had given them the 183-126 victory. The Freaks take solace in playing a closer game than their last 213-53 loss while gaining experience for their three new, promising rookies.

Coney Island Freakshow vs Union Squares 2/11/12 (Photo by Hale Yeah)

Ladies Knight led scoring for the Squares with 85 points. Shoots and Splatters, playing in only his second bout ever, scored the 2nd most points, 36, and earned the Squares MVP honor. For the Freaks, Jonathan R scored the most, 71, and took home the team MVP award.

The Shock Exchange would like to thank the hosts of the 2012 St. Valentine’s Day Massacre, the Long Island Roller Rebels, who held a spectacular Pink vs. Black game, which Team Pink won 97-126. Additionally, the NYSE would like to thank the referees and officials for pulling double duty as well as the volunteers including the EMT, videographer, and merchandise salespeople. Finally, the Shock Exchange appreciates the wonderful audience including a remote controlled flying shark and many skaters from the Pottstown Roller Derby Rockstars and Gotham Girls Roller Derby.

Union Squares vs Coney Island Freakshow 2/11/12 (Photo by Rick Odell)

Bout Preview: Freakshow Vs. Squares (2/11)

Jonathan R — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:54:01 +0000

On February 11th, the 2012 New York Shock Exchange Roller Derby Season begins with a Coney Island Freakshow/Union Squares battle at the St. Valentine’s Massacre in Long Island. The hosting Roller Rebels start the night off with a Pink Vs. Black bout featuring their newest “Fresh Blood” graduates. The Shockers take the track second.

In their last clash, the Squares dominated the Freaks 213-53. The Freakshow seek vengeance but with the loss of blockers Wolfgang Von Stomp and Vader they will have their work cut out for them. The Squares domination could easily continue with the acquisition of new skaters, The Dalai Bomber # 15th and Sammy Dangerfield # 0, both of whom debuted in the Dow Jones Average victory last year. Meanwhile, the Freaks unleash 3 hot new rookies, Crow Magnum # .357, Scooter McGoot # VR60, and Willverine #10. Can the upstarts pull off the upset? Or will the Squares pound the nail deeper into their heads?

Tickets here

Ace of Skates # 2

Atticus Flinch # 56

Bane-Ana on Skates # 1B

Crow Magnum # .357

Jack Rabid # 88

Jonathan R # 6

Maulin Brando # 14

Psychobilly # 13

Ronnie Mako # 7

Scooter McGoot # VR60

William Tell-Me-Lies # 422

Willverine #10

Abe Drinkin # 47

Filthy McNasty # 61

Jefferee # 42

Jimmy Rage # 1275

Harm’s Way # 8

Ladies Knight # 241

Rinkworm # 11

Sammy Dangerfield # 0

Shoots and Splatters # 100

Starsky # 3

T-Stop Tornado # 517

The Dalai Bomber # 15th

First Bout of 2012!

Jonathan R — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:51:16 +0000

The Shock Exchange kicks off its 2012 season with a bout between the Coney Island Freakshow and the Union Squares on Saturday, Feburary 11th at the Long Island Roller Rebels’ St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.

Video after the jump!